favorite movies: The Incredibles (2004) “No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for ten minutes!”
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May 5, 2013; Lost
I am creating a business directory and putting info from business cards into a spreadsheet. I ran into someone named Whitmore. After watching Lost for 6-7 years, I unconsciously put Shitmore. gahd…
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Ruined Childhood of the Day: Scientifically Accurate Magic Carpet
If Sir Issac Newton had seen Aladdin in his lifetime, this is probably what he would’ve said.
wake up disney
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May 1, 2013
Last night I spent three hours playing diablo with my bf. I slaughtered him in pvp. Ahhhahaha.. AHHAHAHA… AHAHAHHAAHA how satisfying. My attack is 18000 and his is 5000 hahahahahahhahahhahaha.
LOOOOOOOOOOL
Wish someone was romantic enough to do this for me, just once.
i thought those were bloodstains
there are two kinds of people
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